Forget it

Never buy a coffee maker from eBay if you need a maker RIGHT THIS INSTANT. As my new Mrs Tea takes her sweet time about coming (and I can't get made because I broke her predecessor) I have decided to take a coffee sabbatical. Going to Java Joz, no matter how cute the guy is, has caused me to gain weight. In my face. Instant coffee is too disgusting.

What's a girl to do? Coffee celibacy, I call it.